[THC] Help!

[Jerome]

Everybody,
I'm trying to brew some zucchini beer this weekend with my friend in
Brookston and I need a couple of really important ingredients; yeast and
hops. If anybody in the greater Lafayette area has some to spare, I'd
gladly repay you in money and homebrew. I don't really care what type or
variety of hops it is and the same is true for the yeast. A yeast slurry
in a mason jar would be great. Let me know if you can help.
Thanks,
Jerome